♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe... Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy... Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves, Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird, Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom!!
Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
We're going to the circus!
I am here,
and ready to go to the world-famous Cirque de Lune.
Have a seat.
We're goin' in a minute.
Okay.
We're going to the circus! We're going to the circus!
Well, hold your horses, kids.
It says here that the lead of Cirque de Lune has severe allergy.
They're canceling today's performance.
Well, that's a bummer!
If it's anything like Candace's parsnip allergy,
ooh!
I don't blame them for not wanting to appear in public.
She gets blotchy.
Red,
weird voice thingy.
Not good.
Well, honey,
looks like that frees you up to join me at the mall.
Our trio is recording our first album today.
Live at the Squat 'n' Stitch.
Hmm mmm,
should be swinging.
Cheer up, guys.
I'm sure you'll have a fun day anyway.
Bye, kids, be good. Have fun!
It must be so cool to be in the circus.
Yeah.
Hey,
Ferb!
Let's put on our own cirque.
This'll be great!
Ferb can set up the tent,
I'll be the ringmaster.
We can sew up some arty costumes.
Hey,
for a trick,
I can put my leg over my head.
Ow.
I'll work on it.
Even Perry can have an act!
"The Amazing Perry!"
Ooh,
I have a mystical, magical art I would like to perform.
It's stupefying!
I have another act that'll bring the house down.
Ferb, get the tools!
Let's do this!
Good morning, Jeremy.
"Good morning, gorgeous."
Oh, Jer!
I'll be right back, Jeremy.
What's going on?
A circus?
Can't they give me a break for one day?
This looks great, Ferb.
Hey,
have you seen Perry?
I put on his costume.
Okay, Agent P.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is buying bio-mechanical equipment and...
elocution tapes.
We...
we don't know why.
Wh-where are you going, Agent P?
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't-don't go.
I-I'm not laughing at you.
I just heard a funny joke earlier this morning.
Please-please, Agent P.
Turn around so we can conclude our meeting.
Carl!
Carl! What's your e-mail?
I'm gonna send this to you.
♪ Perry! ♪
Hey, twerp,
I brought the props for my act.
Buford,
what exactly is your act?
I fly into mud
with a paper bag on my head.
Okay, then.
The peeps are gonna love.
I'm not even gonna call Mom.
No,
not gonna call!
Candace, honey, listen.
I can't talk.
We're recording.
Is it life or death?
Well, no, but...
I got to go!
Bye!
Ughh!
Hey-ah, Candace.
Oh!
Hi, Jeremy.
My mom told me to bring over these homegrown veggies for your family.
You know,
she and your mom are doing that jazz thing today.
Thanks!
So, circus, huh?
Cool.
I guess it's more of a cirque than a "circus".
♪ Aaahhh ♪
Good morning, gorgeous.
Oh.
Don't you think?
What?
Don't you think we should sit together,
to watch the show?
If...
if you want to.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh,
Candace,
are you okay?
Say, are there any wild parsnips in here?
Uh,
I think that's all that's in there.
Later.
I'm dancing with your wife, pal.
You got a problem with that?
I'm dance...
"I'm dancing with your wife, pal. You got a problem with that?"
Oh, yes, that does sound tough.
Yeah, I ate your last nectarine.
You got a problem with that?
Yes, I ate...
Perry the Platypus, look. Could...
could you use the front door from now on?
Could you just do that for me?
I mean,
yes, "I ate your last nectarine."
"You got a problem with that?"
Sounds tough, huh?
But not tough enough!
You see,
ever since I was a child,
I had a high, squeaky voice!
But not anymore.
Behold!
The Voice-Inator!
It bio-mechanically transforms normal air into Doofelium,
which'll make everyone else's voice higher,
making my voice deeper by comparison.
I was going to lower my own voice, but, you know,
it seemed like too much trouble.
Oh, come on!
Of course, it had to be wild parsnips.
Allergy pills, allergy pills.
Aha!
Quick!
Before my voice goes through the reaction.
Noo!
Hey, Jeremy.
Wanna sit together at the show?
No, no,
Mindy can't sit with Jeremy.
Gotta stop this, got to tell Mom!
Can't go out looking like this!
So,
how about us sitting together?
'Scuse me.
Oh, it's good, bro.
Thanks, but...
I promised Candace.
♪ Agent P! ♪
We're moments away from Ferb and The Amazing Perry!
Hey, Ferb.
You guys are up next.
Where's Perry?
Oh,
there you are.
And now, for my final trick,
I will reattach my thumb!
Feel the rhythm,
feel the rhyme,
come on thumb,
it's healing time.
Let's hear it for Baljeet the Stupefying!
But now,
prepared to be astounded when The Amazing Semi-aquatic Perry,
aided by Ferb,
attempts to jump through that hoop
into the shallow pond!
Ooh!
Yeah!
Let's hear it for the Amazing Semi-aquatic Perry!
Psst.
Mom.
Candace,
have you been near the wild parsnips again?
Yes,
but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
What is it now?
♪ And it's bringing me to tears ♪
♪ 'Cause just before you get home ♪
♪ It always just magically disappears ♪
♪ Those boys are evil! ♪
♪ But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess ♪
Testify, Candace!
Testify!
♪ Those boys are evil ♪
Let me spell it out for you, Mom
♪ E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! ♪
♪ They built a roller coaster ♪
♪ And a beach in the backyard ♪
♪ Drove cattle through the city ♪
♪ And messed up the boulevard ♪
♪ They took me back in time ♪
♪ When we went to that museum ♪
♪ They built 50-foot tree house robots ♪
♪ But still you didn't see them ♪
♪ Those boys are evil ♪
♪ Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress ♪
♪ Those boys are evil ♪
♪ Sing it with me! ♪
♪ E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! ♪
♪ I know you think they're saints ♪
♪ But Mom, I'm here to tell ♪
♪ Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L ♪
♪ Those boys are evil ♪
♪ They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press ♪
♪ And that don't feel too good! ♪
♪ Those boys are evil ♪
Everybody!
♪ E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! ♪
That's what I'm talking about!
♪ E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! ♪
♪ That's right those boys are ♪
♪ Evil little boys! ♪
Okay, Mom, so you gonna come home with me?
Are you kidding, hon?
Let's do another!
Ugh!
Perry the Platypus!
But you are too late.
Wait!
Wait, don't touch that!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it, I told you!
S-Stop it!
Stop it!
I said, keep your hands off of that.
Hey!
I got my costume all set.
Be sure to introduce me as The Amazing Baggo.
You know,
we've been thinking about your act and have some suggestions.
Modify your torque and reverse the angle of trajectory.
I still get to land in the mud, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I want the mud.
Thank you, Django, the Human Pretzel!
That's got to hurt.
And now,
our next act will catapult through the heavens,
and land in a pit filled with the mysterious Aztec Mud of Doom!
Ooh! Hoo!
Jeremy!
He saved me a seat.
I give you,
The Amazing Baggo!
Taa-daa!
Hey!
Guys,
cut it out.
Let go!
That dude's stealing my act!
Hmm.
He must have been lighter than we calculated.
No!
This is Buford's moment to shine!
Hey, everybody!
Over here!
Wait.
How'd he get down there?
Perhaps Buford truly is amazing.
Oh, great,
now this thing's broken.
And now,
ladies and gentlemen!
I give you our entire cast in our grand finale,
featuring The Amazing Perry!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Thanks, Phineas.
I thought your circus rocked, Phineas. That was awesome!
You're the coolest.
That was the best circus I've ever been to.
Hi, guys.
Mom!
Dad!
You missed our cirque.
Well,
it sure looks like you had fun.
Who wants to hear my CD?
Ooh, I do.
All right,
come on!
Cool.
Oh, well, at least I'm back to normal.
Hey, Candace.
My mom played me some of their CD.
Your singing is awesome!
How'd you get your voice to sound like that?
Oh,
same as all the great blues singers,
wild parsnips.
♪ Doot do-do-do doo doo! ♪
♪ Shimmy Jimmy! ♪
♪ He can climb up a tree in nothing flat ♪
♪ Grab a ripe coconut and shimmy right back ♪
♪ He's a real wild monkey ♪
♪ He can swing and dance ♪
♪ You'd better watch what he's throwing ♪
♪ He ain't wearing no pants ♪
♪ Shimmy Jimmy ♪
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ah!
♪ Shimmy Jimmy ♪
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ah!
♪ Man, this monkey is the coolest toy around ♪
♪ Doot do-do-do doo ♪
Shimmy Jimmy!
Another gem from the Har D Har toy makers!
Har Har Har Har!
There, you see?
It sells itself.
Shimmy Jimmy is our number one toy!
I hope you are ready to face some costumers, Candace.
You can depend on me.
Hi, Stacy.
Yeah, it's so cool.
The first day of my first job.
And the best part is...
Jeremy works right across the aisle!
I can watch him make hot dogs all day.
Any moment now,
Jeremy will look over and notice how cute I look.
Candace, you're not wearing your Shimmy Jimmy hat!
Candace?
Is that you?
Candace, look!
You have your first customers!
Oh, and don't forget to do the laugh!
Go on!
Welcome to the Har D Har toy store.
Har Har Har Har.
Oh, honey. I'm so proud of you.
I'm just going to leave the boys here to browse
while I make some exchanges.
Back in a bit,
working girl.
Could we hear the laugh again?
Don't bug me, you insects.
Ahem.
Candace?
Let me introduce you boys to Shimmy Jimmy,
the must-have toy of the century.
It's totally awesome.
Seems like that would get old really quick.
Oh, like you geniuses can make a better toy.
I know what we're doin' today.
Okay, then.
What we need is a toy so stupidly simple...
So basically bland...
So idiotically uncomplicated...
That it can do absolutely anything.
Hmm.
Say,
where's Perry?
What'd ya got?
Ah,
there you are, Agent P.
We suspect that your nemesis, Dr. Doofenshmirtz,
has been pilfering bricks from buildings across the Tri-State Area.
Animals are rioting,
convicts are escaping from the zoo.
It's chaos.
You've got to stop him, Perry,
before it all falls down.
♪ Perry! ♪
As you can see, our sales have plummeted.
Kids just aren't interested in climby toys anymore.
Yeah, but we've always made climby toys.
I mean, who could forget Climbin' Simon?
Or what about Ascendin' Brendan?
And then of course, there's Ladderman Larry.
Or the classic Climby Jaimie?
Stop it!
Ow!
What we need is a fresh new toy!
Greetings, movers and shakers.
I'm Phineas and that's Ferb.
We have a toy for you.
Hold on there.
Aren't you a bit young to be toy designers?
Well...
I don't think so.
And now, it's fresh,
it's new,
it's incredibly hip.
Soon to be the biggest hit of the new toy season,
Perry...
the Platypus.
Uh...
What does it do?
That's the beauty part.
It does absolutely nothing!
Now it can be anything we want!
Like an airplane...
Or a race car...
Or maybe a bucking bronco.
It can even turn a mean Tango.
Just a minute.
We could promise the moon without really promising anything.
I love it!
What, are you all crazy?
It's just a...
a stupid block of wood and it doesn't do...
anything!!!
I love it.
What are we talking about?
Glad we're all on the same page.
Phineas and Ferb,
we're gonna produce your toy that does nothing.
I'll put both of you in charge,
and double your salaries.
What'd ya say?
Actually,
we've never made a salary.
Well, then, I'll triple it.
Here's the factory, boys.
This is where it all happened.
Wow.
Somehow I never pictured a toy factory's being this...
boring.
Time for a makeover.
Boys, I got an angle on our new toy you are going to love.
Perry...
the Atomic Super Platypus!
He's just a platypus.
Right.
Got it.
Just a platypus.
You're gonna flip for this.
Are you ready for...
The Mad Marauding Marsupial of Death?
He's just a platypus.
I don't get why we have to wear these silly outfits.
I like it.
It gives me purpose.
Huh?
This is a toy factory.
How'd this chocolate river get here?
Who the heck are you guys?
We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
You set us free when you remodeled the factory.
We'd been trapped in the basement for years,
making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
Okay, then.
Carry on.
This one is dynamite.
Secret Agent...
Perry the Platypus.
Huh?
Do you have anything else?
Um, no.
No-no, I don't.
"Perry the Platypus Inaction Figure."
"It does...
nothing"?
That's it!
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Annex! ♪
Well, if it isn't Perry the Platypus.
You've arrived precisely on cue.
Allow me to explain.
Voila!
A precise 1/100th scale replica of the Tri-State Area!
You'd be surprised how much free time I have.
Now,
with all the bricks that I've...
eh...
collected,
I'll construct the Great Wall of the Tri-State Area,
thereby cutting off the citizens from the rest of the world.
But how do people get in and out the city, you ask?
With this...
official Doofenshmirtz-approved toll booth.
I...
I haven't really worked out a price point yet,
but it won't be cheap, I can tell you that.
I want a green one.
Here you go, little angel.
Yay!
My own Inaction Figure!
Candace,
come on out.
You're kidding, right?
Fantastic!
You look like number one.
I feel like number two.
That's the spirit!
Now, go out there and bring us some customers.
Oh...
this is so embarrassing.
I'm just so glad that Jeremy's on break.
If he saw me in this thing,
I think I'd plotz.
S'cuse me, sir?
Oh...
Candace?
Wow, in that outfit, I couldn't even tell you're a girl.
Har Har Har Har.
See you later, Candace.
This isn't worth $3.50 an hour.
I'm here live with Phineas and Ferb,
creators of the international toy phenomena,
Perry the Platypus Inaction Figure.
Exotic backgrounds not included.
Simply amazing!
What was your inspiration?
Well,
we have a pet platypus named Perry.
Oh, hi, Candace.
Nice suit.
Now, as I was saying,
he's a platypus.
He doesn't do much.
Oh, I should've known those two were behind this!
Time to call Mom!
What is it, Candace?
Okay, Candace.
Calm down.
I'll come by and see you as soon as I'm done with the exchanges.
Perry the Platypus? How did you escape?
Hmmm...
I probably should have used cement. Ah, no matter.
You'll never catch me.
You can't stop me, Perry the Platypus!
You can't stop me with a million Perry the Platypuses,
because I am unstoppable!
Finally! I lost you, Perry the Platypus!
I am free of you!
Get 'em off of me!
So, did you see the game on Saturday?
Yeah, a real nail biter.
Shoo...
Go-go away!
Wow, that was just disturbing.
No. no!
No, no!
Get 'em off of me!
♪ Agent P! ♪
So, Ferb,
I think the sale projections are...
Hey, people!
I thought we agreed we weren't gonna do this.
How many times do I have to say it?
He's a platypus.
They don't do anything.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Wait, wait!
Where are we going?
Is that sea water I smell?
I hope I'm not on a boat, 'cause...
I get seasick.
So,
how does everyone like my new suit?
Excellent!
Fantastic, J.B.
Do you lose weight?
You look really great, J.B.
Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes.
There you are, Phineas and what's-his-name.
Perry the Platypus is a smashing hit!
So, what's your next big idea?
We're going home.
But-but-but-but...
Why?
You're at the top of your game.
You've got your whole career ahead of you.
It's supper time.
Mom's makin' fried chicken,
but thanks for a great day.
Oh, that's just great.
Any of the rest of you geniuses have an idea?
I found this in my office with a pile of shattered glass, J.B.
What's this? A brick?
That's brilliant!
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick... ♪
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick ♪
It's fun.
Now, who would buy a brick for a toy?
It does absolutely nothing.
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick... ♪
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick ♪
It's fun.
Sweet!
They have it!
Oh wow, they got the brick!
The brick!
It's fun!
The brick!
These brick toys are selling like pancakes.
Candace,
keep up the great work!
One at a time.
One at a time!
You'll get your bricks.
Hey, Candace.
The things they make us wear, huh?
At least you don't have a weenie on your head!
Ahh...
He understands me.
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick... ♪
♪ Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick ♪
It's fun.